Our Sweet Life: Oh, heaven in my mouth

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Oh, heaven in my mouth

In Armenia, they have produced the worlds largest chocolate bar. They make good chocolate over there too. Here's the article.

Armenia produces world's biggest chocolate bar

YEREVAN, Armenia (AP) - Anyone looking for huge amounts of free chocolate should book a flight to Armenia's capital next month. That's when the world's largest chocolate bar will be up for grabs in Yerevan's main square. The Guinness Book of World Records certified the 9,702-pound (4,410-kilogram) chocolate bar at a ceremony Saturday.

It was made by Grand Candy factory and contains all natural ingredients, including 70 percent cocoa mass. The chocolate bar is 224 inches (560 centimeters) long, 110 inches (275 centimeters) wide and 10 inches (25 centimeters) thick.

The factory owner, Karen Vardanyan, said that the chocolate bar was produced to mark the 10th anniversary of the company. He said it will be divided up and handed out Oct. 16.

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So, I'm already looking for tickets to Armenia. How much can I justify to fly out and eat the worlds largest chocolate bar?

and have the worlds largest hips....

Hmmm....then I'll have to spring for new jeans.

Unless I get lypo...oh too much...I digress.

Don't roll your eyes, you all knew I was nuts.

Love ya.

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Things My Children Have Said

Shawn: "mom, why is there a fire in the oven?" Completely calm while I panic and throw baking soda everywhere...
Shawn in the public restroom with me--"Mommy, you go poop! Yeah!" * thoroughly embarrassed at every store in the county!*
Haley--"Grandma, this week you can call me Gordon."
Shawn--"Mommom, you go away." Shawn caught raiding the cookie jar.
Haley-- "Mom hurry! We can't be late for my Dance Recycle!"
Haley---"I don't think I'll have a baby, I don't like to throw things up, and a baby is too big."
Haley--"Does anyone want a turn walking Shawn?" As she holds Shawns "leash" at the zoo.
Shawn 2--"This is tasty!"
Shawn 2--Yelling at his friend in church..."mama! I go to Kelvins! My Brother! My sister!" (believes he belongs in their family!)
Haley 6--Writing in a notebook.."Mommy, this is my diarrhea.." Mom--Don't you mean Diary? Haley--"No... Diarrheal."
Haley--6--"Mark, remember that movie, you know 'Michael Jackson and the Lightening Thief'?"
Haley, 6, listening to the radio about the House being in session. It said, "After tomorrow the house will leave for thanksgiving." Haley exclaimed, "The House is leaving! Where will we live!"
Shawn, age 2, when seeing snow for the first time, "Snow! Look Chickens Flying!"
Shawn to me when I'm bending over..."Oh NO! Your Undies!" At this he pulls my shirt down to meet my pants...yikes!
Shawn, "Sheet Down!" translation: (sit down!) to just about everyone standing.
Haley-"Mom, why can't other people hear the music in my head?"
Shawn..."What doin' yodi (jodi)" and any answer is "Yep" or "Nope"
Haley in the pitch black Redwood Forest, "I am totally freaked out!"
Shawn--looking at the Lewis and Clark statue in Seaside--"Dada!"
Shawn--looking at a man in the next campground with long brown hair and a beard--"Jesus!"
Marky--his first day of baseball, "Mom, why do I have to run around the bases, it seems dumb if I end up where I started!"
Marky--"I was playing rock, paper, scissors and Shawn cheated!"
Haley and Mark talking on the "Phone" (hands in ears) Haley--Helllo...is this Mark? Marky--No this is Brad....silence..Haley--Brad who?
Marky--"You know, in kindergarten Kashia really liked me....but we seperated in the first grade, she's in another class. Now Megan thinks I'm cute...Meeeeeggannn....ahhhhh she's cute. giggle"-heheheh
Marky after doing me a favor, "Yeah, I know I'm good. I just can't help it!"
Haley to Shawn, "You just don't understand!"
Mark and Haley Playing, Mark: "Haley, I am Harry Potter. (pointing stick at Haley) SILENCIO!" ..Haley just stares at him, Mark :"Good, now you can't talk." He goes on reading.
Mark--drawing a picture--"Look mom, these are fierce landscapers, they hunt birds and deer!" I reply.."Landscapers?" he says, "Yes! You know those people who hunt!"
Mark--"Mom, did you know that this used to be a lake?(salt flats) And if it were still here we'd all be under water? Wierd!"
Shawn--"What's this?" --to just about everything...;)
Haley, "Mom, I want to change my middle name to Ginger." -huh?
Driving down the highway(maybe in the twilight zone), listening to the news on the radio with my kids I started when suddenly it cracked then went silent. A voice came over the radio and said "Erin, Erin are you there?" Mark exclaimed. Mom! The car's talking to you.
Mark explaining to Haley what happens in a cemetery, "You die, then they bury you in a box, then you turn to dust, but you don't mind because your brain is in heaven!"
Marky in a Prayer, "We thank thee for Shawn that he could grown in mommy's tummy we really really like him, and want another."
Haley about the F-16 on display at the Aerospace Museum, 'Check it out mom! These are awesome!' (4 Years old?)
Haley about automatic flushing toilets at the zoo, "Those toilets freak me out mom!"
Haley during a prayer, "Please bless the baby in mommy's tummy that it is a girl!" (I am NOT pregnant)
I was rushing Haley home, she asked why so I told her I had to use the restroom. She replied, "Don't tell me...I'm not your mommy!"
Haley, telling Mark where babies come from, " A Mommy and Daddy get married and have a baby! Then they get married again and have another baby!"
Mark, explaining to Haley how to swim under the water, "Never go under the water without your air freshener!"
When asked what she was doing crawling with Nicoles baby "I'm playing livestock!"
"Glorious Chaos! Ha ha ha..."---Haley in a moment of insanity
"Haley is the most beautiful fairy in the world!!" -- Marky on Halloween
"Shawn is so furry!" -- Mark
Said during a prayer, "Thank you for Jesus getting baptized with his brother Jordan."--Haley
Said during a prayer, "Bless President Monson and his posse." -- Haley
"I want you to go to the zoo and get me a pet monkey for my birthday."--Haley
"Are babies always this loud?"--Mark
To Grandma: "You have to give our baby back."--Haley

Some of my Favorite Quotes

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. - Mark Twain
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
The people who make a difference are not the ones with the credentials, but the ones with the concern. ~Max Lucado
The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright
~Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. ~Judith Viorst
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' - Jeff Foxworthy
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.--Miss Piggy